1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.

2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.

3. No one expects you to run--anywhere.

4. People call at 9 pm and ask, did I wake you?

5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.

7. Things you buy now won't wear out.

8. You can eat supper at 4 pm.

9. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

10. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.

11. You sing along with elevator music.

12.. Your eyes won't get much worse.

13. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.

14. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.

15. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.

16. You can't remember who sent you this list.

And you notice these are all in Big Print for your convenience.

And Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

Posted on Jan 15, 2010 - 05:45 PM | [1] Comments | Southern Gospel Music | Permalink

Gus Gaches Sings With L5

Legacy Five in Morristown, TN December 31, 2009. Here they are singing Great Is Thy Faithfulness featuring new tenor Gus Gaches.